Cheating on a metaphysics exam
Selected one liners from Woody Allen:
“I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.”
“Those that can’t do, teach, and those that can’t teach, teach gym.“
“I failed to make the chess team because of my height.”
For a trove of Woody Allen lines, visit Wikiquotes.