Humor, Observations.

Cheating on a metaphysics exam

Selected one liners from Woody Allen:

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.”

Those that can’t do, teach, and those that can’t teach, teach gym.

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.”

For a trove of Woody Allen lines, visit Wikiquotes.